Coldstone Depression


the immense amount of regret and shame felt after eating icecream from coldstone creamery.
david: “mer, i feel so horrible after eating that chocolate dipped waffle bowl full of ice cream…”
meredith: “yeah babe, that’s called coldstone depression…i feel it too.”

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