Cole-ism


deriving from a horney little boy named cole. any common acts that are twisted to mean something s-xual, such as sitting on a lap would be a “cole-ism” if it were to mean more than just sitting down, or if you were to give a hug that is more squeezing and feeling than a normal hug would be a “cole-ism”
-a hot girl looking around to sit somewhere-
boy: “here, you can sit in my lap.” (what he’s really thinking… you can sit in my lap because you’re really f-ing hot and i’ll get a b-n-r if you sit on me. please sit on my lap!)

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