Cole Sicard


a typical modern day hipster, usually with hipster clothes, a longboard, and purposeful bedhead. about 6 ft. tall and skinny. enjoys indie music, and going the the same “the killers” concert as a man named david.
david: “hey! look at that crazy hipster!”
mark: “yep, that sure is cole sicard.”

david: “hey, cole sicard, what’s your favourite band?
cole sicard: “modest mouse”

mr. weil: “cole sicard, practice your pianio”
cole sicard: “no, i’m too busy being a hipster.

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