coleman

coleman is a very amazing boy. he has a very kind heart, and has very great friends. typically, coleman’s are country boys with really nice trucks. they love to go fishing and taking moonlit walks next to rivers. they are very good friends who will do anything for you. once you get to know a coleman, he will probably talk about guns, deer, and sometimes his feelings if you’re lucky. colemans are very mature, especially about their feelings. they typically aren’t guy sl-ts, most of the time they are looking for a serious relationship that has nothing to do with s-x. they are also very religious, and typically spend a lot of time praying. coleman’s are the best of the best, every guy wishes he were a coleman.
guy 1 : “james, you got roasted today!”
guy 2 : “i know peter! did you see coleman in the back laughing? the teacher didn’t even do anything about that!”
guy 1 : “well yeah, but dude, he’s coleman! everyone loves him! he’s got a great family, the teachers adore him, and it seems like all the girls are after him!”
guy 2 : “true! i wish i were a coleman!”
guy 1 : “me too…”
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someone with an insanely large w-lly who enjoys wearing their shades when it isnt even sunny
supp coleman
‘i need a poo’
nice
‘ive got a b-n-r’
the best person in the world. he treats everyone fairly especially girls he likes. the best friend you can have because he is so supportive. colemans are usually good fighters so it is not reccommended to get in a fight with one. sometimes colemans are fat but are likely to lose it. they are hot and know how to treat girls.
girl 1: did you see that, jack beatup tom?
girl 2: he is such a coleman.

girl 1: nick is so hot and is so nice to rachel.
girl 2: what a coleman.
a boy who is so hot and really sweet but kind of a dork. he is so cute he can get away with murder. he is a really nice guy and so completely innocent he has no s-x drive what so ever. girls want him but can never have him. hes got a smile that can light up a room in an instant. he loves nachos and chocolate cheesecake. he is always dancing at the weirdest times.
girl 1: whoa look at coleman he is so cute!
girl 2: did you see the way he didnt even look at me even though im wearing practically nothing!
girl 1: but hes soooooo sweet
girl 2: yea he is isnt he
girl 1 and 2: -siggggggghhhhhhh-
a sweet guy with an addictive smile and personality. he is always cracking jokes and making people laugh. he loves the outdoors and is always up for an adventure. you will often find him helping others, (:
coleman, i love you! <3 coleman is the most amazing guy friend you could ever have. you can tell anything to him, and he always has the soulition. he likes to change subjects when he doesnt want to answer a question though. hes more mature then most guys but you can still have the most fun around him! he likes to wear sungl-sses even when hes inside or its rainy. he likes guns and black ops, and he likes girls that have those same interests. he attracts alot of friends, and can just brightnen up your day when you see his smile. hes cute, and always smells good. i love you forever coleman! youre my best guy friend that ive ever have! its raining outside, why are you wearing sungl-sses? cause, im coleman! 🙂 the act of going to the bathroom and absolutely destroying it only 5 minutes after completing your previous meal. room clearing gaseous emissions and cracked toilet bowls are usually the end products. on instances, ripe bananas and used rubbers have been known to be the only remnants of a coleman. i just finished my food, but man do i gotta drop a coleman. the acc-mulation of swag,smoothness, and bad-ssery all rolled into one. coleman is an intellectual that says profound and life-changing things, yet puts up a wall in order to suppress the attention that he tends to avoid. girls want him and guys want to be around him. however, he will reject a person in order to evade the misconceptions of his plight. me: man, i just don't get coleman you: it's because he doesn't buy into bullsh-t