colendulum
hybrid pendgulum compas thing-a-mer-bober that has circular rings. a glorified sundial. the colendulum’s supurb technology can tell you what date it is 4 times a year.
you: straight ahead is the colendulum, a gift to the university from the delta delta delta sorority.
me: i heard that if you rub it, it will grant you magical exam p-ssing powers!
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