Cole’s Law
it is the law that, when dining out, either one person will eat everyone’s cole slaw, or n-body eats the cole slaw at all.
when hibby asked his buddy for his cole slaw, everyone pushed their cole slaw to his side of the table by way of the cole’s law.
1) interchangeable with the words awesome, amazing, incredible etc
2) a mayo based side dish
1) john: how was that party last night?
ben: it was f-cking coleslaw man!!!
2) seriously wtf is this sh-t on the side of my plate???
alternative adjective for ‘cool’, originating from the first syllable of coleslaw’s similarity in sound with the word ‘cool’.
to be used to describe something in a positive manner.
“i had a brilliant time at that party on friday.”
“yeah man, it was totally coleslaw!”
“i think that girl’s a bit weird, she has an obsession with mayo-related side dishes.”
“nah, i think she’s coleslaw.”
a side dish or accompaniment to a main dish that is often available in fast food restaurants and other non formal food eateries. it consists of various thinly sliced vegetables such as cabbage and carrot, covered in a mayonnaise. this is where the problem lies with the mayonnaise making it the perfect hiding place for an angry waiters s-m-n.
my coleslaw tastes salty, i reckon he jaffed in it.
s-x on the side
i know i’m married to cindy, but i just can’t get enough coleslaw from sheila.
the miscarriage resulting from s-x between two cabbage patch dolls.
oh, dude! those cabbage patch dolls have been breeding again! there’s coleslaw all over my little sister’s bed!
the lettuce no one wants dipped in mayonnaise
kristen: this cole slaw is terrible.
rachel: well, duhh cause its made out of mayonnaise and what no one wants.
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