badly dyed red haired beached whale lifeless except for when eating, often found up or near socially acceptable people -sses subsequently cloning herself. unable to live without drama, filth, extremly offensive odor and disease she has ben labeled an 8.0 on the richter scale. if you see her coming for the love of god take no pictures run for your life!
f-ck you coleson, u got my sperrys that my thing!
(simultaneous whale noise)
- retaliatory gift
the gift you must buy for someone who unexpectedly gives you one first. i thought i was done with my christmas shopping, but i had to buy a retaliatory gift after justin dropped off a present for me
(co-m-ss) means a disturbance, commotion, clutter, etc. whats all dat commais in you room?
variation of the word noob, in other words, a person who sucks at whatever they’re doing “stop using such cheap moves you motherf—–!” “stfu kneob”
anything and everything that can possibly be miscontrued when you’re sitting in ghiradelli and you start laughing so hard that your volume rises, you can’t breathe, and other’s around you are becoming deaf, tears are flowing rapidly down your face, and your stomach hurts so much that breathing is not an option. the only possible […]
1. the most wonderful person, ever!”shes practically perfect in every way”. she puts the laughter in slaughter. 2. the bee’s knees man 1.”excuse me sir, i couldn’t help but notice that you have a goddess on your arm. whats her name?” man 2.”her name in retha.” man 1.”wow i’m jealous.” man 3.”we’re guards” man 4.”we’re […]