Coletan
typically a douchebag, makes up stories constantly to seem “cool”, weaves such a big web of lies that he actually believes what comes out of his mouth. constantly has to one-up you, if you have something cool he has 10 of them.
anon: dude i got the sweetest new phone, it just came out yesterday!
coletan: pfffft, i had that phone 3 months ago, they gave it to me for testing. but you never saw it cause i broke it.
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