Coleton
pretty chill dude. laid back and fun to be around. major flirt with all the ladies. usually athletic. just a legit guy.
dude who was that cool guy? not sure, he’s prolly a coleton
a really awesome guy! really funny, plays guitar, sings, and plays football. not very good at mult-tasking. loves the color blue. coleton is someone who should hurry up and ask me to homecoming!! 🙂
person 1: wouldn’t it be so awesome if coleton sang and played guitar for me when he asked me to homecoming? jus sayin.
person 2: yes that would be so awesome
one such being that is less than 5 feet tall. he is not usually a very bright young child because he was dropped on his head as a baby. he sucks at everything athletic, academic, and otherwise. this boy shall never get laid; with his 2 inch long dong.
coleton is called double downsy
the winner of the f-g. compet-tion.
coleton needs to go get tim and f-ck him again.
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