Colgate Ab-Crunch
the colgate ab-crunch is the act of perching one’s self atop the toilet bowl, and typically with fingers tucked under thighs, leaning one’s upper body forwards in an effort to completely evacuate the bowels by means of protrusion. the strategy takes its name from the striking similarity between the human body during this manoeuvre, and the most common technique for getting the last out of your toothpaste tube.
the colgate ab-crunch is commonly used after extreme digestive trauma, such as tequila slammer n hotdog hangovers and all you can eat bets in steakhouses.
example:
“he was a good man, a kind man, and had he known that the colgate ab-crunch would cause that brain haemorrhage and lead to the untimely end of his life, he probably would’ve eaten more fibre.”
Read Also:
- collateral spamage
when your kid gets on your computer and checks-out all the p-rn web sites and you end-up getting hit with a heavy barrage of spam. my kid’s computer broke down; so i let him use mine. now, i’m getting a spam saturation-bombing: collateral spamage!
- collective slow
when the flow of traffic is much slower than it should be. i would’ve been on time for work if it hadn’t been for the collective slow.
- Color Emo
those chicks that are emo but with neon colors added dave: check that wierd emo chick regan: the one with hot pink and yellow stripes no shes color emo
- colorful
interesting or diverse. not drab or boring. i’ve added a lot of colorful words to my vocabulary by using urban dictionary. when mouthed to someone it looks as though the person mouthing it is saying “i love you.” 1st person (silently mouthing): colorful 2nd person: awww, i love you, too. a somewhat light way of […]
- Columbian Joop
sun dried joop mixed with a dash of cocaine. that line of columbian joop has a very nutty odor.