colgate suprise
wait until your girl falls asleep and grab her toothbrush. then proceed to scrub your b-lls with them; don’t miss an inch of your beanbag! replace the toothbrush as if nothing had happened.
next morning, follow her into the bathroom and watch her brush. as soon as she is done, look her in the eyes and say “pumkin, how do my b-lls taste?”
then run like h-ll yelling “don’t forget to floss.”
my girl was being a pain in the -ss so i gave her the colgate suprise as payback; gotcha b-tch!
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