colinize
1. the process by which a guy named colin (like in the movie love actually) goes somewhere new and tries to have s-x with as many women as possible. also known as colinization.
2. to spread an std.
warning: side effects of colinization include ball-scratching, the motto “whether in war or love, never pull out,” and occasionally a chimpanzee mating ritual of shaking a tree branch and pointing to the genitals.
person a: why’s colin over at the adpi house?
person b: he’s trying to colinize.
person a: ohhhh, so that’s why he’s shaking that tree branch at your girlfriend….
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