colish
to break a piece of furniture or other immobile object by sitting heavily on it or running into it face first. often used to describe a heavy handed approach to what is otherwise a simple problem.
you: yo man, did you see him colish that chair? it busted into a million pieces!
me: yeah you think he could have just gone back to his desk instead of colishing all our stuff.
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