Collaborative Dysfunction


1) the inability to work together as a team or maintain collaboration long enough to achieve satisfactory results. sometimes called “cd”.

2) when a team suffers from over-reliance on email, pointless meetings, and constant interruptions.

3) see collaborative dysfunction.
it was difficult living with collaborative dysfunction. no matter how hard my team worked, we could never get our results up. once we began using confluence, though, our performance uplift was unbelievable!

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