Collaquialism
the skill of randomly switching subjects at rapid speeds and understanding what the other person is saying without clarification, while giving quick and witty feedback.
friend : hey you hear about what happened at school?
friend2: yeah i know, crazy stuff. what she say to you?
friend: she said she was down to kick it, i was trippen what happened to you?
friend2: that’s w-ssup , i had to go get my car fixed yesterday and omg i hate justin bieber.
friend: oh man me too! i was on youtube and he made me want to punch little children in the face repeatedly!
friend2: yeah, you ready?
friend:let’s go get some ice cream already.
collaquialism for ya.
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