collars match the cuffs


describing whether or not a chicks p-b-s matches her hair. usually asked by a buddy after learning of a casual s-x encounter and asking for a vicarious image.

no, f-cking way man. you banged that hot blond from the bar last night! but did her collars match the cuffs?

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