Collateral Wave
the manner in which an innocent bystander intercepts a “wave” or a greeting intended for someone immediately adjacent to them by accident and creates an awkward situation.
“did you see that poor kid in front of troy get the old collateral wave from brian in the dining hall?”
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the female version of tea bagging! you’ve been crab smashed, yo!
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