cotton pickin minute
a racist unit for measuring time. it’s still a minute, it just feels like forever when you’re being forced to do it.
me: “dave, you’re a racist.” dave: “wait a cotton pickin’ minute, no i’m not!”
old term used for the time it would take the slaves to pick their cotton.
see “n-gg-r minute”
“them negros are going to be working for a cotton pickin minute”
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