Colleague Zone
similar to the friend zone, except in a platonic work environment .
that person you talk to in the office but have no aspirations to be friends with outside of work hours.
to clarify this is one step below the friend zone
in the office at closing time on a friday
fred: so what are you doing this weekend?
jane: ah, you know just meeting up with my friends and doing other cool stuff with my friends.. so ya i will see you on monday.. at work.
jane has colleague zoned fred
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