Colleen Hoover
ninja author, hardcore realist. who single-handedly perfected the art of hoovering and turned b-tterfly into a curse word. she’s been know to inspire a taco cult following for a guy with remarkable hair and a love of tacos. in layman’s terms,unarguably she is one of the best b-tterflying authors to ever walk the earth.
also known as coho.
person one: i just adore colleen hoovers incredible wordplay!
person two: oh, i know right! her hoovering skills are off the charts! that coho really knows how to write an incredible book.
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