college calendar
a calendar students use to make money, typically in the swimsuit/lingerie fashion. college students search for the hottest girls to pose in different months.
guy: whoa, do you see her dude?
girl: she would look so good in my college calendar
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having smaller perky playful non-threatening br–sts, instead of serious intimidating ones. i was happy to ask out a funbreasted girl because i did not feel nervous.