College life
think of your b-lls with the skin torn away and your b-lls hanging and then being kicked there
think of your b-lls hanging there with the skin torn away and being kicked there that is college life – thebluehour
holy sh-t – blackenhysteria
2 more definitions
a term used by obnoxious college students (usually freshmen) to refer to the apparently unique lifestyle they are currently living. very commonly used on facebook, especially as a photo alb-m t-tle, usually containing numerous pictures of drunken b-tches with case upon case of keystone light in the background.
example #01:
-sshole #01- “oh bra, i have like, a one page essay due tomorrow and i’m freaking out!”
-sshole #02- “that sucks! welcome to the college life, man.”
example #02:
sl-t #01- “so, like, last night, me and sl-t #02 went to this party, and like, we got sooooo drunk, and then like, someone slipped us roofies, and i guess like, we got gang raped or something! i’m not sure, but my b-tthole hurts! hehe!”
sl-t #03- “ahh. the college life.”
f-ckin awesome! getting f-cked up, drunk, blown, not studying and then getting f-cked over the next day when u have ur midterms!
“i had the best f-cking college life and afterwards i turned into a hobo crackhead, so stay in school kids.”
Read Also:
- phanboy
a person who is so misinformed that they will go to extreme lengths in order to defend the phantom console. one such reported case was not visiting dying kin. “i have way better things to do at the moment like to run down to the hospital to see if my grandpa is alive, i was […]
- phedor
heated ceramic stick used for the ignition of marijuana hey p-ss the phedor yo so i can smoke this bowl
- Phenomenormal.
phenomenally normal but, still, phenomenal. a normal situation that is so purely normal that the pristine normalcy of it enhances the normality to the level of being phenomenal the aura surrounding tonight’s yoga cl-ss was phenomenormal.
- Box Blast
to blow your load deep inside the warm wet v-g-n- of a woman i gave her a hardcore box blast
- Abbotted
term describes someone who, while out at a restaurant with a group, receives their meal after everyone at the table has already been served. can only be used to describe a situation where everyone at the table receives their food, and server must go back to kitchen to get the last dish. (server brings out […]