College Prowler
college guidebooks written “for students, by students” my -ss. these books are outdated attempts of starting a business, but now are worthless for anyone entering college after year 2002 (the year they were written).
y: we’re out of toilet paper …
m: no problem use my “new” college prowler book that has no factual relevancy.
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