college puke
a term used by joe sixpacks and dittoheads to describe someone (usually a man) who has bettered himself through education, and will therefore be far more successful in life than the person using the term.
(possible origin: u.s. military slang used by ncos. popularized in the 1987 movie “the secret of my success” and more recently on talk radio).
just like a college puke to tell me rush limbaugh don’t gots no facts! i bet you voted fer obama too, socialist!
saw steve the other day. since he went off to state, he’s just a college puke who thinks he’s too good to beer run with his good old boys!
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