College squirrels


the overly-fat and large-sized squirrels usually found on the typical college campus. found in areas typical of squirrel habitats, especially the midwest and northeast. college squirrels get their uniquely scary large size from students intentionally, or unintentionally feeding them. college squirrels are also known for being overly friendly and used to humans.
freshman: “dude! did you see how big that squirrel was?”
junior: “what? oh, they are all that way! their college squirrels!”

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