Collingwood


an incompetent football team based in melbourne, australia. devoid of skills and talent, it only attracts the most narrow-minded, lazy, boisterous, boastful and idiotic supporters to its club.
the club and its supporters are generally held in great contempt by the general population, including those who do not follow afl.
how do you win a premiership?
play collingwood in the grand final
inner-city suburb in the north-east of melbourne, near fitzroy and carlton. known for the collingwood football club and various music venues including the tote and the barley corn.
going to see a band play at the tote in collingwood.
a poor football team that is supported by doll bludging bogans who are responsible for the banning of canned beer at the footy.
collingwood is cr-p and is disliked by many.
nickname for a sh-t, evil team
i hate that team there such a collingwood
literally ‘t-st-cl-s’ but specifically relating to a display of testicular fort-tude on the sports pitch. named after england cricketer paul collingwood following an epic century against south africa.
“jeez, he’s shown a lot of guts out there today – that guy must have m-ssive collingwoods”
a ski town in ontario canada
i ski at blue mountain ski club in collingwood.
best ever team in the afl
dale thomas plays for collingwood so he is good

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