the mention of virtually any hit song from phil collins’, solo or with genesis, which, due to its uncanny ability to get stuck in a person’s head, gets stuck in a person’s head for an annoyingly long time.
the dropping of this bomb may be malicious in intent or purely accidental…either way, the results can be devastating for the next few minutes or possibly hour(s).
dan – “i love me some sweet 80’s tunes. remember that song ‘invisible touch’ by genesis? i love that song…” –
stan – “yeah…and now thanks to you and your collins bomb i’ll be hearing it later tonight when i can’t sleep because it’s still stuck in my f’ing head and i can’t make it stop. thanks for that.”
- flower f*ck-dust
the horrible result of flower s-x better known as “pollen.” “sh-t, my system is cluttered with flower f-ck-dust. now i’m going to get hay fever and possibly die.”
- colon b*tter
almost like teeth b-tter but you scr-pe the walls of the r-ct-m and use the excrete on toasted or untoasted bread. “is that all natural colon b-tter?” “can i put some colon b-tter on my sandwich?” “i got enough colon b-tter for 6 more pieces of toast.”
the tingly feeling one gets on the back of one’s neck as one is urinating in a cold place in the middle of the night as the room temperature drops. sarah felt flubajub last evening as she was peeing, for she had drinken way too much that evening.
- getting melissa'd
the act of being in a very short relationship with a girl named melissa. most melissa’s do this a lot. guy 1: hey did you hear about alan? guy 2: yeah he got melissa’d. guy 1: i feel so bad for the guy. guy 2: all of our friends keep getting melissa’d!
- columbia clippers
a compet-tive swim team in columbia, maryland. the team is divised into 2 groups where mostly young swimmers are, ages usually 7-10 i think………… then there are 6 age groups i think there may be more but each group is expected to be able to swim a certain amount yards and show good examples of […]