Collit
the si unit for the quantative measurement of bullsh-t.
there is no quant-ty of bullsh-t recorded greater than that of 1 collit,ergo, 1 collit = absolute bullsh-t.
“man,that is bullsh-t!, that’s got to be at least 0.99 collits!”
(an extremely high bullsh-t content)
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