Collitis
a disease characterized by traits primarily portrayed by ryan collett. characteristics include:
– asian lg fetish
– no reciprocity in foreplay
– cleaning phobia
– 30min showers
– chicken nuggets
– caersar salad
– t-tleist hats
– owns more sweaters than can be worn in a month
– big head
– would marry a tv
– rediculously gullible and stubborn
– non-spontaneous
– self-perception as p-rn addict, then quiting for 2 weeks
– lazy
– gym-slacking, gym-talker
man that guy loves his lg’s, he must have collitis.
she didn’t give him a bj? that sounds like collitis.
you eat moer caesar salad than a person with collitis
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