EMB


eat my b-lls;

popular acronym originating in the mid 90s on instant messengers such as aim and icq.
screw you man, you can just emb.
eat my b-tt;

the act of taking your mouth and munching on my -sshole, and what? emb b-tch.
stevie: emb baby!
megan: emb 4 life!
stands for “eat my ball sack.”

once one of the greatest guilds in all of world of warcraft.
dude – “yo man, let me hold five dollars.”

me- “embs, b-tch.”
early morning b-n-r…!
dude, i totally get an emb every day!
named after the waterfront district in san francisco, embarcadero means “wharf” or “landing place”
its also a skateboard spot its a pice of skate history.
lest go skate at emb
the act of eating one’s b-tthole…tossing one’s salad…
shut up you hhhhw-ng, you can emb
emergency medical bl-wj-b.
jared harmon couldn’t get his ems license, so he went to college (the library) and learned how to give emb’s, emergency medical bl-wj-bs.
john: man my girlfriend has to work tonight.

max: just call jared, he will administrate a cure for your heartache with an emergency medical bl-wj-b!

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