colloquial position


(n) the colloquial position is when a woman’s lover(s) tie her to the ceiling fan, stuff a granny smith apple into her mouth, insert a miniature orange construction cone into each available orifice, and then turn the fan on high.
“last night had s-x in the colloquial position until i p-ssed out still hanging from the fan.”

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