Cologne


english name for the german city köln
köln is the german name for cologne
just a fragrence, the rest is up to you.
is a sentence with cologne in it necessary?
perfume for “men”

please note that cologne rhymes with alone.
armstrong:houstan we have a problem
houstan:copy that
armstrong: lance put on too much cologne again and it disabled our breathing apparatuses. we’ve just left him on the moon, but he’s taken the keys.
houstan:d-mn calvin klein!
stuff u wear to make u smell good and sh-t and some people think that the gals will f-ck them if they wear it but it aint true but its still cool stuff

but dont drink it and dont buy the kind that smells like d-ck and you’ll do fine in the cologne world
loser: i gotta put on some cologne so that susy will bang me

other guys: hahahaha loser dumbf-ck ninny sh-t p-ssy whipped b-tch

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