colombian air conditioner
the colombian air conditioner is a term which refers to the s-xual act in which two people spread their -ssholes, and press them against one another. upon doing this, one of the partic-p-ting parties flatulates into the other’s spread -n-s. this will cause said member to burp the fart out. if one so desires to have the air cold, one could hold icecubes in their mouth. it is often used as a threat to those whom you dislike, or wish to engage in s-xual intercourse with.
tim: “your a b-tch.”
john: “shut up before i give you a colombian air conditioner.”
jane: “hi jack”
jack: “hey babe do you want a colombian air conditioner tonight?”
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