Colombian Jaguar Attack
right before you are about to -j-c-l-t-, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in hot sauce in there… then unleash you pet jaguar on her.
1. my girl was getting mad annoying so i have her the colombian jaguar attack
2. my grandma is no more, i finally got rid of her with the colombian jaguar attack.
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