colombian penis

a long thick p-n-s usually measures 7 inches and above
“that colombian dude from the club tottaly streched me out last night”
“i sure love that colombian p-n-s, they f-ck the best”
2 more definitions
1. of or pretaining to small d-cks

2. a p-n-s that gets little to no action
1. i feel as though i have a colombian p-n-s, it’s just that small.
1. the s-xual stereotype that hispanic men, including colombian men, have below-average to small sized p-n-ses. however, they are still bigger than the smallest ethnic group which is the asians.

2. a slang term for a small p-n-s, originating from the notion that men from colombia, particularly the capital bogota, possess small p-n-ses.

multiple studies on the correlation between p-n-s size and race have confirmed the following order in p-n-s size (largest to smallest):

arab, black, white, hispanic, asian.

the studies noted that the largest p-n-ses came from the sudanese-arabs which possess p-n-ses as large as 12-inches.
“colombian girl: hey hun, where were you last night. u just dissapeared..

white girl: yeah, remember that hispanic guy u saw me dancing with in the club, well i ended up going back to his house and he supposedly had s-x with me..

colombian girl: really! and how did that go

white girl: my god it was terrible, he lived up to that colombian p-n-s stereotype! his p-n-s was soo small, like 4 inches and he didnt even know how to use it! and on top of that he beat me because i laughed when he pulled it out! i never knew those colombian men were so violent!

colombian girl: im sorry hun, thats the reason why i left colombia, to escape the small p-n-ses and physical abuse, i couldnt take it any longer. im so happy i came to north-america, they have so many different types of p-n-ses and they are all so much bigger than back home!“

“latino p-n-ses are “below average” because of all the rice and beans they eat. that is also the reason why the majority of them are short. however, latinos put most oriental-asians to shame.“

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