colon bowler
one frequently visits the lanes of anothers r-ct-m with the use of his nicely shined bowling b-lls. unlike traditional bowling, however, the goal is to get ones b-lls as deep into the gutter as they can. usually denotes a raging h-m-s-xual. san francisco is well known for it’s professional colon bowling league.
“did you see that guy? he was obviously a colon bowler!”
“hey, you think toms a colon bowler?”
“no, i heard he’s got a hot girlfriend.”
“dude, don’t touch my -ss! what are you a f-cking colon bowler?!”
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