Colon Cleanser
craft some -n-l beads with mentos and insert them up your -ss, after about 20 mentos in length roll onto your back and prop your -ss into the air; empty a 591ml bottle of diet c-ke into your r-ct-m. this stimulates pleasure receptors with a bubbly sensation.
my girlfriend wouldn’t let me give her -n-l so i got my revenge with a colon cleanser.
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