Columbian Sandpaper Ride

when you dip your d-ck in hot wax and pull it out then pour sand on it and wait for it to dry so its rough like sandpaper then you proceed to f-ck a girl in her -sshole then pull out and with your p–py d-ck give her a mustache out of her own sh-t
yo dude i gave that girl such a rough columbian sandpaper ride last night she will feeling that for weeks

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