colon cobra
an extraordinary long, snake-formed piece of feces. in rare cases, it has two undigested corn grains at one of the ends marking its “eyes”.
… and then i squeezed out that corn-eyed colon cobra – it was at least 10 inches long! i took a photo of it, wanna have a look?
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