Colon Crockpot
when your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.
anne: you haven’t p–ped in a while craig, what’s going on?
craig: everything seems to be cooking in the colon crockpot and “dinner” will be served shortly in the spare bathroom!
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