Colon Patroller
someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female r-ct-m and move around while doing so.
did you know that the hern was such a colon patroller? shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!
Read Also:
- jabbigle
when all of jabbkat giggle at the same time, generally at something randomly stupid. but usually a jabbigle makes everyone laugh and giggle. someone: can u hear that jabbigle? somewho: yes i think one of the jabbkat gurls just tripped over and landed in there lunch. someone: there always trippin’ and jabbigleing dude! a small […]
- hemenway
verb: to amble about aimlessly, ignoring those around you. noun: one who magnificently combines narcissism, cluelessness, and a knack for falling upward; a powerpoint destroying mush; an overpaid photographer/retreat leader in the guise of a leader. worker (walking down hallway): good morning, boss. how are you? boss: (stares blankly at worker and walks past him […]
- colon roach
a person who licks/eats -ss. the boy scout leader was a colon roach.
- Haberkern
the haberkern is a small, cute rain forest creature that is very adorable. the haberkern is also known to be found in the eastern part of the united states where it was originally created by mad scientists in a laboratory. because of this creature, happiness and joy has been spread all throughout the coast to […]
- Handfasting
1. a pagan celebration of a marriage. often popular among wiccan communities. 2. a theme of wedding by celtic influences in which each guest brings a strip of cloth or rope, in which the hands of the wedded are tied together as a symbol of unity. 1. my fiance and i are having a handfasting […]