Colonel Chicken McFunpack

a person preferably a woman gives you deep throat and while in the act of you being b-lls deep in her esophagus, you bust a nut inside of her throat. when or while she tries to pull away grab her triceps and bend them backwards so that they resemble chicken wings. dont let her onlodge the member which causes the girl to gag making her bock like a chicken or gobble like a turkey…epic
chief: i think i just invented a new s-x position
guy: what is it called
chief: colonel chicken never know what it is till it happens
guy: wh-r-s these days

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