Colonel Cram


the act in which a male or female makes a fist and shoves it
up there partners -ss. called a colonel cram because you are cramming a fist up someones -ss, and often the partner is inclined to scream “colonel” when the act is being performed on them
sam gave me a colonel cram last night, and man i screamed “colonel” so loud it was amazing

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