Colonel Dubaku


the black man from the tv show 24. he was rudely killed by a white person where he proceeded to have an epileptic seizure of epic proportions. this fool tripped out on acid right before and during the episode was like “whoahhh!!!!! who the snap are you?!” even when he was being strangled. his most famous line is “d-mn, too many p-ss-es to do!”. the actor playing colonel dubaku was caught on the set smoking weed, which when approached by fellow actors he stated “you want some…? you can’t be cops… you ain’t a cop right? d-mn f-ck it heres some bud… oh sh-t man that hairy -ss fool granleese is gonna get me.” he was mainly abused during the show of 24 with all the characters repeatedly making tell ”
why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma”.
d-mn colonel dubaku where the sh-t is the f-cking bud?! i ordered it hours ago! don’t be a f-cking granleese.

f-ck colonel dubaku you look like sh-t! while everybody has the right to be ugly, you abused that right!

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