Colonel Lingus


n. a man who hides and constructs his work down in a bush or low brush. his work is tedious and usually unsanitary by means of odor. he lifts his head every so often to look for a satisfactory facial expression from his client and or onlookers.
shhh, colonel lingus is deep in his work!

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