Colonel Mustard
when a girl goes down on a guy and he -j-c-l-t-s in her eye, causing a severe burning sensation, and a subsequent winking of one eye — much like a colonel’s monocle.
as i walked out of my room at 3:00 am to take a wiz, i noticed my roommate’s girlfriend standing at the sink, flushing her eye out. i asked, “colonel mustard?” and she replied, in a saddened a whimper, “mmmhmmmm.”
an army term: to dip ones pork sword in your commanding officers antique mustard pot to gain revenge.
neil was not happy with his team leaders 6 month evaluation of him and took it upon himself to colonel mustard him.
a dirty practical joke, where a squeeze mustard bottle is shoved into the victim’s -ss nozzle first and squeezed, ejecting the mustard into said victim’s -ss. originated by the infamous john gagain, coffee potter extraordinaire.
1. when billy p-ssed out naked after a night of drinking, his friends gave him a colonel mustard. boy was he surprised!
when a male nuts on a girl and she takes her finger and wipes it across your upper lip, resembling a white mustache like col mustard from clue.
dude, i could have killed my girl she gave me a freakin colonel mustard!!
Read Also:
- colored poop
what happenes when you eat crayons when alyssa ate crayons she had colored p–p……….like tye dye
- Harnie
the s-xual want, need, or desire for an arnie palmer (half-lemonade and half-iced tea) im so f-cking harnie right now!
- Molly Wood
molly kristin wood (born may 23, 1975) is an executive editor at cnet.com and previously a writer for -ssociated press, machome journal magazine, and o’reilly media. wood hosts the buzz out loud podcast with tom merritt as well as the “gadgettes” podcast with kelly morrison. wood also hosts a video news show called “the buzz […]
- P.S.L. (Prehistoric Sammer Language)
language used to interact with pupper dogs since 1992. “he’s just a doooog” -p.s.l. (prehistoric sammer language)
- Psychicky
n. an event, thought, idea or speech that happens coincidentally between two or more people to the extent that it feels as if there exists a mystical, god-like connection. matt & jessica (together): we should hit the mall after cl-ss! -pause- matt: whoa … psychicky. (looking at an old photograph) matt: oh hey, i remember […]