Colonel Sanders’ Tijuana Picnic
the s-x act of putting a piece of fried chicken skin across your lovers mouth and then coating your p-n-s in tequila to break the skin for a bl-wj-b. preferably done outside.
hey girl, wrestling is over with, you want me to give you the ol’ colonel sanders’ tijuana picnic?
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