colonelklink
renegade galactic stormtrooper once thought to have had an affair with superchicken. a ghey mythical character who dreams of jedi knights and who engulfs every hour practicing his dungeons and dragons technique
colonel klink first met superchicken at the unitarian church
1. supreme nerd god of arfcom.
2. deity
all hail the mighty colonelklink.
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