Coloni-tail


a showcase extension of hairstyles from the 1800’s colonial era. popularized by british royalty and the founding fathers of america the coloni-tail has heavily evolved from it’s white wig aristocratic origins. picking up urban appeal on it’s way the “tail fashion” the coloni-tail is historic, insighfult, yet ridiculous. the current rise in the coloni-tail has been attributed to mel gibson and heath ledgers’ hair in the 2000 blockbuster movie the patriot. a stereotypical coloni-tailer is in their mid-20’s, delightfully unemployed, and loathes the idea of paying for a haircut.
silk – “omgz, r u like, i cannot believe it, u has a coloni-tail. rick, is that a coloni-tail?”
rick – for realz silk, i am like so in love with the patriot n heathy ledges is my favz.

silk – real talk

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