Colonial Retreat
a temporary condition experienced when you wait too long to take a p–p and the urge seems to magically disappear. i.e. the t-rd retreats up into the depths of your colon
dude on bus: oh man! pull over, i have to drop a doozer!
bus driver: go f-ck your mother!
dude on bus: (sad) ok
(20 minutes later)
dude on bus: woah! where did it go? my poo has disappeared!
lady next to dude on bus: don’t worry sugar, it sounds like you just had some colonial retreat, it’ll be back
bus driver:(condescendingly) oh it will be back, oh yes…it will be back…
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